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Runs On Diesel And Coffee — Funny Trades Hoodie

$59.99Sizes S–3XL
Screenprinted hoodie · unisex fit
Color Maroon
Size M
Size guide
SizeChestLength
S36–38"28"
M39–41"29"
L42–44"30"
XL45–48"31"
2XL49–52"32"
3XL53–56"33"

Shrinks less than your patience on a Friday pour. True to size.

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  • 30-day no-BS returns
  • Ships free $50+
  • Printed in the USA

Two things get a crew through a 12-hour day: diesel in the tank and coffee in the thermos. Every trade runs on both, on every jobsite, in every trade. This one just says it out loud.Heavy blend hooded sweatshirt, printed in the USA. Sizes S–3XL.

HoodieSizes S–3XLScreenprintShips free $50+

From the jobsite

“Wore it on the job and got three people asking where I got it. Holds up to the wash, too.”

— A real tradesperson

“Comfortable, funny, and tough enough for a full shift. Buying another.”

— Crew favorite

Same trade, full uniform

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