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Runs On Diesel And Coffee — Funny Trades T-Shirt
$28.99Sizes S–3XL
Screenprinted tee · unisex fit
Color Asphalt
Size M
Size guide
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 36–38" | 28" |
| M | 39–41" | 29" |
| L | 42–44" | 30" |
| XL | 45–48" | 31" |
| 2XL | 49–52" | 32" |
| 3XL | 53–56" | 33" |
Shrinks less than your patience on a Friday pour. True to size.
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- 30-day no-BS returns
- Ships free $50+
- Printed in the USA
Two things get a crew through a 12-hour day: diesel in the tank and coffee in the thermos. Every trade runs on both, on every jobsite, in every trade. This one just says it out loud.Soft ringspun cotton tee, printed in the USA. Sizes S–3XL.
TeeSizes S–3XLScreenprintShips free $50+
From the jobsite
“Wore it on the job and got three people asking where I got it. Holds up to the wash, too.”
— A real tradesperson
“Comfortable, funny, and tough enough for a full shift. Buying another.”
— Crew favorite
Same trade, full uniform